O I c how it is now…
*brings saxophone to graduation*
Of the day I went and bought my blue suit and shoes.
I snuck into the bathroom, ripped off my school uniform, slipped into my blue threads.
As soon as I walked out of the bathroom and into the shopping mall…
Every Asian wanted my ass.
SO I RODE THE ESCALATOR FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
So…I’m graduating from Beauty school this upcoming thursday. Required to wear a nice summer sundress or something dressy.
Instead, I bought myself a lovely royal blue suit, and some white dance shoes. I’m not wearing the bowtie, or suspenders though *unfortunately*
#Jazzin for blue suits
i hate the internet i swear
if you look closely you can see that this isnt actually david bowie
mom stop
Looks legit.
Nicolas Cage everybody
Holy SHIT HOLY SHIT HOOOOLY SHit. *bows down*
sext: wanna play animal crossing
golden years
